Mario is the hero of Donkey Kong, a 1981 arcade game about an Italian plumber who must rescue his sweetheart Pauline from the ill-tempered, poorly named giant monkey, Donkey Kong. But every time he reaches his distressed damsel, Donkey Kong whisks her away. But what if you didn’t want Mario to rescue Pauline? What if you wanted Pauline to rescue Mario instead? Now, with the help of gamer and dad Mike Mika, you can.