Even though American homosexuals are tax-paying citizens and should therefore have the rights of other tax-paying citizens, gay marriage is only legal in nine states, with nine other states permitting legal unions. The majority of states have banned same-sex marriage and/or civil unions. But College Humor gives us reason that the men in those states should be supporting gay marriage.
The witty folk at College Humor let men know, in no uncertain terms, “We will marry your girlfriends.” Or as one of the men in the video put it, “Straight men, you are Death Stars, and we are an army of fabulous Luke Skywalkers.”
Then they list the reasons why they would be superior husbands, reasons like, “We’ll go to the gym with her, and then after, we’ll get Pinkberry as a reward.” The list gets longer and funnier.
Straight men should either be taking notes or calling their congressperson.
Check it out, here.