Two weeks ago, College Humor released a hilarious video that told straight men that if they didn’t support gay marriage, gay men would marry their girlfriends…and they’d make much better husbands. Now gay women are having their say. And they’re saying that if women don’t support gay marriage, they’ll marry our boyfriends.
Straight women not feeling threatened? You should be. The women in this video explain that they have qualities that are much more desirable to straight men. Qualities like, “We can just bond over things that the two of you can’t.” Like a love of sports. And videogames, like Skyrim.
Although it doesn’t have the same impact as the previous College Humor video, it does have many, many witty lines—and one very particular zing against Kristen Stewart. (Ouch.)
Straight women, contact your congressperson to support gay marriage, or face the threat of losing your boyfriend to a woman who hates shopping as much as he does.
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